I want to meet some of these Oracle consultants

I know these have been floating around for a long time, but I recently came across them and HAD to post them for people who have never seen them.

There’s this guy, and I use the term loosely, who runs a Oracle consultanting company. He has some of the funniest pages ever on his site. The sad part is that the pages are serious pages. Here are the links:

Dress code for his consultants

And what is possibly the most crass page ever to be posted on a professional companys site:

Redneck Theology

Pay special attention to his picture at the top of each page.