They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.
So, one of my favorite episodes of the Simpsons is when Homer
takes Mr. Burns’ boat out. Out of the SO many great quotes in
Homer: LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!
All I’m saying is don’t get too comfortable. Mr.
Burns will be back tomorrow.
Homer: Marge, you’re right. We do have
to have a party.
Marge: Party? No! No parties!
Homer: What about… par-tay’s?
Marge: No par-tays, no shindigs, no keggers,
no hootenannies, no mixers, no raves, no box socials!
Bart: Wow, you can do anything out here!
That’s right. See that ship over there? They’re re-broadcasting
MLB with implied oral consent, not express written consent — or so the
My favorite quote has to be when homer describes the entertainment for the day:
“Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics! They’ll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.”
So imagine my happiness when this picture came floating across an internal mailing list:
Words cannot describe my joy.