Transformers: Asshole

Film Freak Central topping Roger Eberts previously linked to review of Transformer: DOTM:

Thinking is pretentious, and Transformers: Asshole is good, all-American, Patriot Act and Internet-smut fun that will send your handsome white sons off to die in war, armed to the teeth with all the metal-fetish, extreme xenophobia, and sexual frustration this film can pump into them.