I have two new favorite phrases for today

The first is: “There’s a lot of crunch in this granola”

No doubt this is another form of the “Secret Sauce” & “It’s the sizzle, not the steak” phrases, but it’s amusing nonetheless.

And the second is: “Testicular Fortitude”

This needs no explanation.

And if Ben is reading, you bet these go right up there with “syntactical sugar” and “copious granularity”.

Now playing: GrayskulWrathball (feat. The Ghost)