The first is: “There’s a lot of crunch in this granola”
No doubt this is another form of the “Secret Sauce” & “It’s the sizzle, not the steak” phrases, but it’s amusing nonetheless.
And the second is: “Testicular Fortitude”
This needs no explanation.
And if Ben is reading, you bet these go right up there with “syntactical sugar” and “copious granularity”.